Banishing Ritual of Strange Uncle 
COME NO ORGY SUN HEMP NONE DEATH! *1
NONE DAD KIM ME WAR!
NONE DAD TEAM ME WAR!
NONE DAD KIM ME WAR!
NONE DAD TEAM ME WAR TO TAR? (Repeat 2 or 3 TIMES) *2
SO DEATH,WHAT I SEE GOT HEMP NO ORGY SUN DEATH!
HEMP NO ORGY SUN! HEMP NO ORGY SUN! *3
(HEMP NO ORGY SUN...HEMP NO ORGY SUN...) *4
DAD PHONE DAD! *6
*1 and point sorcerer.
*2 Like echos in a long cave, repeat lower and lower and finally disappear.
*3 This sentense has particular melody. Reffer "HAISAI OJISAN" by Shokichi Kina, Okinawan musician, or sing any rythmical melody as you like. And this has also particular movement such as:
1."HEMP NONE" ("ORGY" ):Clap hands 2 times in front.
2."SUN!": Left palm in front of left eye, right hand is straightened to the front with apply palm to the front too.
3."HEMP NONE" ("ORGY" ):Clap hands 2 times in front again.
4. "SUN!":Then reverse of 2. Right palm in front of right eye, left hand and palm are straightened to the front.
*4 Repeat and disappear.Sorcerer should do particular movement such as:
1. Set both left and right hand parallel in front, bent elbows, clench fists, and roll them as drawing circle around same center. It's like "Elbow walking" or "String winder" .
*5 This Quietness is very important to ready for the following CRY and STORM!
*6 CRY in the highest tention, then every one get start spinning and fall down to the ground, or just fall down quickly.(see TECHNICAL NOTE)
This ritual requires 3 actors, Sorceress, Sorcerer and Kaoist.But only 1 Kaoist can acts with visualising other 2. In this case, the last declaration of closing ritual "DAD PHONE DAD!" must be cried by Kaoist himself.
3 stand forming triangle. (or visualise so.) If you visualise the entity you want to banish, it should be set on center of triangle. in the case of banishing a room or any place (ex.temple), act ritual in center of the room.If you want, Kaosphere or other symbols can be visualised above center of triangle.
Sorcerer wears visualised image of "Strange uncle" like as god form. In synbolic structure of the ritual, he is a stranger, also a passenger that no one can expect his behavior, brings chaos in to the order of significance, and disappear in the KAOSTORM then take existing serious meanings away with him.
All the sentenses should NOT be pronunced too slowly (like vibrating of God's name in LBRP). Each terms have no meaning, only have sounds and rythme as effective elements. so they should be pronunced as normal speach or little faster to be more rythmical.
The core of this ritual is the last declaretion "DAD PHONE DAD!" and "KAOSTORM" the declaretion brings in. Imagine KAOSTORM as sudden collapse of "Consensus reality" or disorder of any kind of meaning, significance, context and belief. The wild storm of unchained meanings solves and washes out the twisted significance and nothing left after. This proccess is expressed in acter's behavior such as confused and conflicted spin (like "sufi dance" but more wild and disorderd)and get fall down to the ground quickly,then keep perfect quietness both inner/outer mind and body.Feeling sufficient tranquility for a while.
The sentenses of ritual are picked up from Japanese and exchanged to English terms which have simmiler pronunciations without meaning. Here is the important notice that only Kaoist should understand the original meanings of each sentenses if he want, but Sorceress and sorcerer should not. These sentenses are metamorphosed to "Barbarous Name of KAO" far out from original meanings, and this is why this ritual effectivly sounds strange and kaotic to human's mind (especially not-Japanese people). This strange and kaotic sound's vibration immediately brings KAOSTORM to anywhere this ritual performed and the KAOSTORM also quickly disappare in following silence. after this,the place will treated as "comfortable blank" that good for any magical, sorcery and healing works.
The "Strange uncle" is the man of chaos, like "Green man of spring", but more meaningless and chaotic. He doesn't have any relations to seasons, myths, folk lores and "Angelic/Demonish" value, JUST strange. One of the good refference to help visualising him is Kenneth Anger's film"INAUGURATION OF THE PLEASURE DOME", you can see a face painted man as the BEAST and other strange characters in this strange film.
"Uncle" means that he is the blood family, but who's? why is he such strange and non-sense? where does he come from and go to? why does he have no relations to any myths or folk lores? these are suggestive questions for every KAOIST.
（The Final Abyss of Omoshiro KAOS ）